Breakfast at midnight, great concept. FREE breakfast at midnight? AMAZING. Until the creeps come out. Guy comes up to me. Okay, so I'm friendly like any decent human being. Another guy walks up, GG for Guitar Guy, I'm friendly to him too and he brings his guitar out and starts playing in singing. CS starts hitting on me and I tell him I'm taken (For two amazing years <3). GG plays some songs, during which CS constantly asks "you single yet?" and tries to get any touch he can (leaning against me, touching my back or sides, etc), then GG excuses himself to go write a paper. Now back to other guy who will now be known as CS for "Creeper Status". Well after GG left CS was sitting with a friend and I and another guy, MM for Magic Man, comes up and asks "does anyone have a quarter?" we all shake our heads no and he proceeds to pull out some cards. "Well then, I guess this will be my opener!" MM proceeds to do some cool magic tricks and when he is through CS asks to walk me back to my building. I say sure, because I am a polite person, and we say bye to MM and begin walking to my building. On the way back he proceeds to tell me that I'm "not a bitch, but acting like one" because I told him later that I had a boyfriend rather than introducing myself as "Hi! I'm Jessica and I'm taken." Unlike CS, I don't expect everyone who talks to me to be in love with me, so that greeting would be a bit pretentious and vain. So he drops it..... or so I think. Silly me for thinking I've made my relationship status clear. When we get to the outer door of my building he asks for a hug. I tell myself that if I get through a 1 second hug I'll be home free. Well he tried to turn that hug into a kiss..... twice. I of course turned away and tried to push him off and it was only when I threatened to call out for help to the group of people about 10 feet away did he let go. Oh, and he had a major boner. Well, I assume it was major for him. Frankly, it was quite small. I finally got inside my building safely and now after about 3 showers and some Ben & Jerry's I'm beginning to feel a bit better. This is why I stay inside with my Netflix and teddy bear.
Back to the title, Since when does "I'm taken" mean "Try again later"? This guy totally should have backed off and not just have waited till everyone else was gone to try again. *eyeroll* I swear, I'm a magnet for these shitty happenings. But hey, At least I have a blog to share these stories with!
Until next time,
Jessica
Back to the title, Since when does "I'm taken" mean "Try again later"? This guy totally should have backed off and not just have waited till everyone else was gone to try again. *eyeroll* I swear, I'm a magnet for these shitty happenings. But hey, At least I have a blog to share these stories with!
Until next time,
Jessica